Unfortunately for historians, and thanks largely to the insatiable gold lust of Francisco Pizarro and his bloodthirsty conquistadors, the greatest empire to have inhabited the Americas is also the one about which we know the least. Here was the most dominant seafaring nation on earth, bringing with it all the latest steel technology from Europe, clashing with the most powerful empire ever to have existed in the Americas.
What cannot be emphasized enough is that the conquest of the Incas by the Spanish conquistadors represents perhaps the single greatest collision of cultures in the history of human evolution. still man, the book was what you promised… after I finish reading that book I felt so manly that I decided to go to a steak house and order the biggest more manly piece of meat on their menu… but then I saw a subway and end up eating just a veggie patty sub… booo!!! But still!!! When I got home I told my cousin to be a doll and cook me some steak and potatoes… she laugh at me and told me to be a bitch and make her some yaniqueues… and I made em!!!! Wtf!!! I’m a failure as a man!!!! Read more I’ve been having problems working on my review of this one… I had in mind to write one of those reviews where I explain what actually goes down in this book without saying “fuck” “shit” “OMG” and “WTF” and not talking about the weird shit that happened around me while I was trying to read this book… but instead I was going to talk about the non-stopping action, plot twist that left me completely surprised… I was planning on talking about the Nazis!!! I mean Nazis!!!! You have any idea of how hard it is not to say OMFG NAZIS!!!!!! Nazis with super machine guns? Dude, is really really hard!!! And then the giant cats!!! Rapas!!! Rapas are awesome!!! giant Nazi eating cats!! Can I say shit? please!!! Let me say shit!!! SHIT!!! NAZI EATING GIANT CATS!!!! THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! and then can I take a few lines of my “review” to mention that I saw standing in front of me for like 10 minutes something that can only be described as an Epic Booty!! Dude that chick was like 6 feet tall and was wearing these nice pants… and dude… you should have seen it!!! it was epic!!! I know it has nothing to do with the book… but dude!! I’m telling you it was worth mentioning.
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